Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Bukowski Family Interview

1. Can you tell us a little bit about the band for those that have never heard of you before?

FATS: The most promising act of youthful popular music with sweet melodies and catchy lyrics, almost virgin-like innocence and boyish charm. We come in peace and wish to spread the words of universal love and equality to all nations! Not.

MIMI: Family who cares about each other and doing lovely things together.There is nothing more better things to do than to experience our family.

PIGGY: Herding is nice. Piggy likes to play with those mumbling fucks for hours and hours…Piggy wants to see them with cuntsweat.

2.How would you describe your musical sound?

FATS: Terrible. We sound just like Wiktor looks. I wonder why the fuck are we even bothering playing this shit when we could just concentrate on running the farm and herding our human cattle.

MIMI: Like a gramophone..Old and so gold.
sounds from the farm..sometimes same as last moments of Sharon Tate, probably.

PIGGY: It reminds Piggy for some Mexican decapitations! AJAJJAJAAAJAJAAAA!!! Muerto Maximum! Hola! JAJJAJAJJAAAA! Here in Southern part of America, people love Piggy and Piggy Gladly show some beastiality!

3. What are some of the lyrical topics and subjects the band explores with the music?

MIMI: No words  from me now..I'm hungry,.. Roman told that we have a chinese for dinner today, Maybe Fats and Piggy has something to say about this

FATS: The Family keeps a very elaborate journal of things happening in the basement, around the farm and about stuff Frank does. We like to share it as we cherish these precious moments of suffering and despair and just love to remind all the hypocrite shits trying to hide the fact that they are just the same as the lowliest worms that they are just that, worm ridden crap with animal instincts and animal desires.

PIGGY: Exploring and exposing…It’s all the same to Piggy. So Piggy do it like a Pro! Clothes are usually made by demons…What?.....What denim?.... wearing things are made from What? Hey Fats! This stuttering fuck of a soul says that the clothes are usually made from this thing denim…Piggy is going to get medevil with this stiffy…Piggys dear Gran-Pa used to say that only the whores and the sinners wear clothes. Piggy thinks so too..

FATS: Good boy, Piggy, good boy. Here's a little treat.

4. I know that the band was named after a poet, what was it that interested you about this writer to use a band name that was a tribute to him?

FATS: Who told you that? Motherfucker lied! We are Bukowski Family and thus call ourselves that. The only poetry relating to our doings is Roman's mastery of human deformation. Now there's a poet! He is one sick motherfucker. The only tribute we will ever make is to death itself.

MIMI: Indeed!!

PIGGY: What is this poet-thing? Something that Piggy could stuff with some fuck? Or even should? Uncle once told us a story. ” The Bitch ain’t warm, so the bitch is dead. Well fuck that shit, She’ll give us a head. ” My favorite story of the childhood.

5.What are some of the best shows that the band has played so far and how would you describe your stage performance?

FATS: We are not allowed to play shows. Too messy, too legally questionable and no one wants us around. I think it's because of Piggy. That fucker smells rank.

MIMI: What is stage? Is that like a attic? You can go to there only when uncle says so? what show? You mean how fast someone can run while Roman and Frank wants to have fun?
The fat chick goes...Like that....She has no fingers...

PIGGY: Definetly best show ever was the Michael Bolton Jamboree back in the good old days, when you could set the girl on fire just by lighting the match in the same room…’cause all the hairspray and shit…it was beautiful….

FATS: You see what I am forced to deal with day after day? Any wonder one gets some murderous fits of rage every now and then?

6.Do you have any touring or show plans for the future?

FATS: We are always on tour. Who knows. We might be near you right now. Ah, you mean to play music? Once we know there is a house full of meat waiting eagerly and no cops around.

PIGGY: FUCK DA POLICIA! Piggy always taste kind of sour…

MIMI: The fat chick goes...Like that....She has no fingers...She has no toes...The fat chick goes......Like that..She has no eyes..She has no ears..fat bitch goes..Like that...On all fours..on all fours....

FATS: Where the fuck did Mimi go...LEAVE THE FUCKING BITCH ALONE FOR ONE SECOND! One second, that's all I ask...Goddamnit!

7.The new album came out on Artificial God Records, how did you get in contact with this label and how would you describe the support they have given you so far?

FATS: They give almost as good support as Uncle's leather suit. They contacted us and in exchange for some tapestries and dried meat they offered to handle the more technical side of things because we have our hands and basement full of shit to do. Did you know one of them is a fat chick? We had to tell Roman twelve (12) times to stop eyeing her like he wanted to cuntpunch the bitch and drag her fat ass back to the farm for some sewing. Shame though. Nice fat ass worth at least 2 strips of good tapestry.
As to how we ended up hooking up with AGProductions is because music industry sucks, is full of two-faced, mentally and physically handicapped fucking retards that have no clear reason as to why they are still living and that is a true insult to actually disabled and handicapped retards because the amount of lowlife scum shit dwelling in the "industry" surpasses fucking religions. And thats saying a lot. So, AGProductions don't fuck around and lie their asses off (we chew them off so they don't need to) and made it their life's work to get The Family heard. A short life's work but anyway. We don't care about anything else than to spread this sick shit and insult people who deserve to be insulted and inflamed because they suck and are generally full of shit.

PIGGY: The AGR-team are really in the helping us out! They bought pack of cigarettes for Piggy! Oh…and couple rolls of ducktape also…very nice! It really came handy and in need ’cause Piggy’s girlfriend-thing got some damage…now Piggy can enjoy the love again! Piggy happy and the rest of this stinking pile of shit-family can do tehir stuff in peace…or pieces, without Piggy nagging ’bout the broken love-humandoll…

MIMI: The fat chick goes...Like that....She has no fingers...She has no toes...The fat chick goes......Like that..

8. On a worldwide level how has the feedback been to your music by underground metal fans?

FATS: This world is full of sick and twisted fucks so it's good. Better than good even. I savor the occasional cumstains that bother to try and taunt us because it is utterly pointless. Family only cares for its own. Everyone else is just meat. Mostly a waste of meat.

MIMI: The fat chick goes......Like that..She has no eyes..She has no ears..
I just saw some pure piece of carne fucking humana.

PIGGY: Yes and Sick Fucks has been sending some naughty pics for us…Piggy wants more pussy-on-tits, tits-on ass, pussy an’ ass! Everything goes when you live in a gage.

FATS: Hang on shitsnout, we need to get you some pussy ass shit to get you sorted out...

9. What direction do you see your music heading into on future releases?

FATS: We'll dick around the farm and see what comes up. I know one thing for sure. It will not please hipster fucks, it will not please wannabe dickweeds, it will not please anyone who thinks music should be all about love. It will please someone but that someone will keep their mouth shut or they will end up in some institution and we all know what that means. Insane asylum is a castration of inventiveness. Whatever we do it will be on our terms and for our pleasure alone.

PIGGY: You are weird. Piggy is suspicious of all the things you want to know….Wanna see Piggys pit?

10.What are some bands or musical styles that have influenced your music and also what are you listening to nowadays?

FATS: I enjoy Tchaikovsky, Respighi, Stravinsky, Mussorgsky, Grieg and Shostakovich while cooking, brewing, doing just about anything. The contemporary crap and "popular" shit just does not have the same gravitas as classical music. I may sit there watching the human mobile for hours listening to Mahler.

PIGGY: 80’s Pornmusic is great!

MIMI: Something similar like Fats, Mozart,  Tchaikovsky, Shostakovich, guns, family...sounds from the farm.. nature. ..mind and God.

FATS: Shut the fuck up about your goddamn GOD. What the fuck!? Seriously? You getting delusional again? Motherfucker...

11.Outside of music, what are some of your interests?

FATS: Majority of the Family activities lie outside music. We run the farm doing tapestries, cooking, making toy planes, rocking horses and mobiles out of wankers, fashion bones into tools, hunt, cruise around town. The usual. But what is more interesting is what are our disinterests.

MIMI: All what Fats said and ... Dolls....dolls...dolls!!


PIGGY: Dr. Philly seems nice. Latin women tastes good also! Hola Biatches! Mui Bien!Fat chicks for tapestry…what else? Piggys own body is interesting. The Tenderizer is like tv on our farm. Always very interesting and kind of …funny.

12.Any final words or thoughts before we wrap up this interview?

FATS: Go buy the EP and prepare yourself because this is only the beginning.

MIMI: You are not alone...your family is here with you!

PIGGY: Go fuck youself. Go fuck something. Stick a dildo in your cornhole, get your face manjuiced, Write the fucking Family in your clit, and send the pic! Do what ever you desire…just send Piggy a picture.

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